#1: You start drinking preemptive Hair of the Dogs
#2: You wake up with remnants of last night's frosting on your face two nights in a row
#3: You find yourself wondering if corn tortilla chips count as a vegetable
#4: There are no less than five types of cheese in your fridge
#5: You are up to a two-hot-dog-a-day habit
#6: Lindsay Lohan is beginning to seem relatively normal to you
#7: You spend a good portion of the morning daydreaming about bacon cereal
#8: Your local Dairy Queen proprietor knows you by name
#9: Almost all of the bookmarks on your web browser are food blogs
#10: The phrase "happy hour" really bothers you. It should be "happy hours"
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