Monday, September 21, 2009

Bayless Countdown: T Minus 5 days

Oh, Rick. You have no idea what's coming, do you? On Saturday, your new best friend will walk in the door. Do you think its a coincidence we live in the same neighborhood? I don't. (Ok, you have a two-lot organic vegetable garden, and I have "no yard access" written in bold on my lease, but these are minor differences) We are both Top Chefs, and I think we both raise the bar of chicago cuisine. Also uncanny, you like cooking, and I like eating. I picture us spending many an afternoon sipping Mezcal in the garden and discussing the 27 ingredients in your mole.

Oh, Rick, the times we will have...

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Does he wear tight jeans too? :)

Annie said...

I was shocked to find out recently that Rick is NOT gay. I had just assumed...
thats what you meant by tight jeans, right? Wait, what are you saying? Are you making fun of me?

Unknown said...

I wasn't saying anything about gay anything. I just heard you were into guys with tight jeans :)