Hail To The Victors Valiant! Hail to the Conquering Heroes!

Here it is, my first place Pudding-Off trophy! It completely exceeded my expectations of what an office cooking contest trophy would be. Notice
1) how huge it is 
2) The inscription: "TaskStream Fe Chef Battle: Pudding Winner" That's right, because we use the periodic table  abbreviation for Iron. We're way smart here.
3) the shady androgynous chef on top. Is it a man? A woman? Why is she wielding a knife in that menacing way? And is that a wishbone in her hand, or a divining rod? The world will never know. I am just curious what this figure says about me (a subtle hint that I'm too gender-normative, perhaps...).

 

I think I've never been more proud of myself in my life.